Episodes

Monday Jul 24, 2023
Monday Jul 24, 2023
Three times two is six, and on the sixth day he was still working. The seventh day was the day of the kingslayers and the eighth was something entirely different. All that's left are the throwbacks and the moneymakers these days, and we're running out of songs you wish you'd heard in another life. That's why this week is jam-packed with platinum 2000s hits, footprints, and silence. The radio violence is getting amped up on CIUT 89.5FM, Can we pretend airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? Today is where your book begins the rest is still unwritten...
Listen every Saturday morning on CIUT 89.5fm on the airwaves or at ciut.fm (website)
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Link to spotify playlist of the show:
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Tuesday Jul 18, 2023
Tuesday Jul 18, 2023
Like a nail file over a nice morning brew the third face is here to flavor your weekend. We'll leave the clippings out this time if you ask nicely. The Third Face is just like the onions in your cupboard and the matryoshka dolls sitting on the top of your wardrobe. Sitting, waiting, until one morning they'll figure out what to do and they will combine. They will combine and there will then be an onion sitting inside of the smallest matryoshka doll, hiding. It will be so rotten that if anyone ever opens it they will instantly lose a third of their brain cells. That's the Third FAce...
Every Saturday morning on CIUT 89.5fm
Link to spotify playlist:
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Thursday Jul 06, 2023
Thursday Jul 06, 2023
Gather round well-oiled folk of the modern age and turn your knobs to the focused position. It's right next to the light and high setting on your clock radio located between the hole in your head and the other side of tomorrow. The devil's playground was idle until this morning, now we've got mouthbreathing children of god slobbering all over the monkey bars!! Catch us every saturday morning on CIUT 89.5FM on The Third Face, the coolest show in toronto.
Link to spotify playlist of the show:
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Monday Jun 26, 2023
Monday Jun 26, 2023
The tin man had a brass heart and lungs of gold and none of them worked the same after the iron man had his way. Bloody Mary was his first lover until he tried throwing bricks in a glass house and now the whole town is at his head. Make sure to stay in touch with your neighbors and check on surrounding towns because they might have been turned to craters when you weren't looking, it really is all falling apart. Like they always say it's 1984 somewhere...
Link to spotify playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6JD0yGkcKPt7fwQ3wCeo1b?si=0648f2f966eb46e1

Sunday Jun 18, 2023
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
This episode is about how sad it is to be cool and have a full leather tracksuit. It gets hot in the summer and cold in the winter, and in between my leather tracksuit doesn't know what to do with itself. Its a half straitjacket half straight torture device and when you start sweating it seeps deep into the fibers of the jacket and pants and you can't escape your own sediment and deep desire for true warmth. Come bare the cold saturday summer morning with us on the THird face on CIUT 89.5fm every Saturday 8am on ciut.fm and on 89.5FM

Saturday Jun 10, 2023
Saturday Jun 10, 2023
This week I invite everybody to inherit the earth, Why Not?, We can sell it to the frail, feed them fairytales ... -Cannibal OX. If everybody believes it who gets to say the said it first? All I know is I said it THIRD, after you of course. I challenge you to a dogfight to the death on the ground in the sky in our hearts of course. Listen in or you won't hear this till the next life... This is the THIRD FAC3 Kapeesh,
Catch us next week

Tuesday May 30, 2023
Tuesday May 30, 2023
When Love has got something to sing about Heres the real kicker! When theres something in the air and loves got to do with it we've got songs to spare!! King of the Hill Episode 3! TRADING PLACES, BOGGLES THE MIND, DO NOT PASS GO, NEVER COLLECT ALWAYS NOSE TO THE GROUND. Loves in the air and the stenches is perplexing. Catch us every saturday morning at 8 am the third face returns...

Thursday May 18, 2023
Thursday May 18, 2023
This episode has no jokes. This is the Third face G*) D8MN1& and we don't do that anymore. Just kidding, there are 3 jokes in total. One of them is this writeup. Nonetheless, I beseech you to donate to CIUT 89.5Fm during its spring fundraising drive which is going on for the month of May! Geminis unite!! The easiest way to download is at ciut.fm/donate, or on the main ciut.fm homepage there is a donate button. It is a quality volunteer-run station that I'd be nothing without. Besides the joy of supporting this amazing station through donation there are prizes to be won for those who donate 89.50$ or more (get it), as this is the membership donation level. The prizes are won through raffle of course. One of the prizes is the treasure of the sierra madre (not actually this is a lie).

Thursday May 11, 2023
Thursday May 11, 2023
If you can keep a secret, the third face is live every Saturday morning at 8am on CIUT 89.5fm. Your local CIUTING eye dog with little sandbags in his eyes ... I'm a lil baby dog this week you know the kind. How far have we strayed from God this week? I made it down the street but I turned right around and I'm back better than ever. This one is for you GOD!!!

Wednesday May 03, 2023
Wednesday May 03, 2023
If you throw enough things at the wall they will break or the house will fall down. If you grew up in New Jersey you know exactly what I'm talking about. Usually, I just talk about the weather on this show but this week is different. There were no flood warnings anywhere around the globe for me to bore you with, and there were certainly no earthquakes in Toronto. I leave with you with a question; Have you ever seen the rain???? Live every saturday morning at 8am on CIUT 89.5 FM Keep listening Thanks.

The THIRD Face
CIUT's Ever-changing, often over-explained 8 am Saturday show. Listen on CIUT 89.5 FM live on your radio, TV, dialysis machine, or Personal computing device at ciut.fm's website. We've been all over the globe (the royal we) and Oui (The french oui) have found that Corpus Christi Texas is the greatest place ever. This is an unrelated statement to the goals of the Third Face. The true goal is distraction. You need either another hole in your head or eyes on the back of them to see what's coming next. The treasure of the Sierra Madre awaits, as well as a voucher to be a contestant on "WHO wants to be a mars millionaire??".