The Third Face

Jan 27th- Signstealers,astroboys,blindciutingeyedogs, and personality hir3s

What do sign stealers, astro boys, blindciuting eye dogs and personality hires all have in common? None of them are real. Truthfully, the answer to any question I ask is quite simple. This week's question was no different: If you had to, what would you steal from someone close to you that you had to wear on a necklace for the rest of eternity in front of them? All the world would be a stage for your insolence, and would your close friend or family remember to believe in your theatrical betrayal of them? People will forget what you've stolen from them, but they won't forget how you made them feel. I read that on a classroom wall one time in 3rd grade.
Tune in for more multiple of 3 grade questions and answers and wisdom. Next week is 6th and 9th grade, then the week after that 12th grade, so I guess were running out of answers for you all on the THird face on CIUT 89.5fm Saturday at 8am!!!

1/20/23 thee thzirdfazce- unaccountedzinthemiddleofdaword

the z pozps in the midzle of the worzds like litzle pillz in your afternoon salad, not to be confused with your morning salad which is when you count all of your little dollars in your too small hands on your too small balcony hanging off the preacher's penthouse you call home. You are a clam of a person holding a pearl even closer than right between your eyes... it's right down your throat!!! But fret not, we have car alarms for just this reason. If someone looks at you wrong or sets of defcon 1 in the bone zone there are countermeasures ready to be shot to the moon and back. In faczt, sell your car on ebay and put your local used car salesman on retainer, we don't need loud blaring sounds at all hours of our day. INSTEAAD...  Take the northbound train norther and norther here on the THIRD FACE every saturday morning at 8am on CIUT 89.5fM holla at me dawg stop playing with me this the year of kingslayers moneymakers yuheardme????
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partridge 2 new years THIRD FACE PROMISED

There was a looking glass factory, but no one looked in there. There was a line, a crazy thing, that stacked up all the chairs and beans, but no one was standing there. An oriole and a blue-footed booby hung plastic from the ceiling, one was stuffed and the other was puffed but no one could grasp the feeling in their plastic hearts. And no one could hear their soothing breathing. The linesman chirped and gawked and stoned the little birdies beading white they each had balls they tossed to Tom and then he turned and threw them up and no one caught them cept for the New years ghost of Christmas past... And when the new year's ghost dropped one of the balls in front of the doctored parakeets and orioles and blue footed boobys and the linesman there was a feeding frenzy, and when they stopped there were none left. And the New years ghost screeched at the highest frequency, "LET IT BE KNOWN, THERE IS NO I IN TEAM BROTHERS IN CHRISTMAS THRICE!!!!"
the new years ghost of christmas past is corporal maybes first cousin, little known factoid for the damned if you read all the way to the bottom.
Listen every saturday morning at 8am on CIUT 89.5FM Toronto's free will radio: https://ciut.fm/
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DEC 23rd partridge promised(christmas)

It takes a big man to talk on the radio and deliver the partridges promised to all that asked (there weren't that many though). Regardless, take your Christmas apples and cheer for how far you had to reach for them( not far they don't fall far from the pear tree). The Third Face is here and forever more on CIUT 89.5FM Merry Chrystler Everyone!
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Inside your incisors is a pill that will control and release you... all you need do is bite down harder than you have before on the beached whale that is Saturday morning. The saturday sailors see food week as a revenge story. A time when a feast is at hand and there are no hands to feed or bite. A time when ambergris' stench is not appetizing. The rich cologne-wearing preachers in the penthouses have guard dogs of their own and so do we. With everyone on the backfoot no one progresses in the hopscotch horizontal totem pole shenanigans of everyday life in the city of signs we call home. Guess we'll have to play it safe and stay on third for foooweee, catch songs about food week next time on THE THIRD FACE CIUT 89er.5fm!
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Keep listening to ciut.fm everyday and week even when the kingslayers are watching in the sun

11/25 THE THIRD FACE PostFUNraiserSHOWFUNISIMMINENT

You already know what the vibes be this is them Dolla dolla days, not to be confused with the days of the moneymakers or kingslayers. We have a separate day for that, but this no news for you... We put the radio silence on INJURY RESERVE this week in favor OF RADIO VIOLENCE, which we have reaped in plenty. These are words that go together well... These are the types of airgwaves you just cant get anywhere else. Check the website ciut.fm/fall-fundraising to continue the grind, I believe we're halfway there just like the base runner between home and third. Fortunately for us, money doesn't grow on trees so you won't find any planted in holes. The moneys will fall from the sky when alls said and done.
email me at thethirdface@ciut.fm with any ideas or song recommendations or thoughts about the show! Thanks for listening and please donate to ciut.fm if you love community radio
https://ciut.fm/fall-fundraising-2023/
playlist of the show:
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Nov 11th Memembrance Day The Third FACE

WE got sumn cheap and evil this week on the Third face, and aint nothin cheaper than the dirt we sleep on amirite? This week we return to our foundations... Human memory and the being that birthed us. The third face aims to remind us of the paper plates and plastic feats we've plastered on the walls of our minds. As mice scamper through the live doors not yet opened, having their doorknobs' necks not yet wrung in pursuit of happiness, we can close our eyes together and murmur to ourselves once more. As the songs play on we will narrow in on the one person who makes them special, that one certain saturday sailor who always keeps one eye open on the argus.
 
Also, last but not least, you simply must tune into the Third Face this coming week November 18th, as it is our FALL FUNDRAISING DRIVE for CIUT 89.5fm.
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Please support our station as it is the best free will radio around, they even let me on for my 15 minutes.
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The World Series of Thought is never-ending until it gets to day 8 game 6 7th inning stretch and the sirens become sentient. They only know desire, much like us, so we must reach out to them as the Third basemen reach out for the home-bound pinch runner who dreams at a loss. Prince #43789 is up next to bat, along with Corporal Maybe and Captain NO #912034, and all three of them have a lower OPS rating than the last. So if you are going to make it home you might have to wait till next week...
Game 7 Day 8.5 coming up next week, so stay tuned Saturday sailors this is Captain Rogers heckling and hosting as usual.
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oct 14th UgetwhatudeserveThethirdfac3

He exhaled the promise once more, U get what you deserve and nothing's for sure. The saturday sailors and saviors listened intently, tuned into the wires intimately connected to the beached whale's baleen. A rose by any other name. Caught between home and third base, a couple of steps further and you've made it past the beach days of kingslayers and moneymakers... but alas, the godmother clock doesn't stop for anyone. Keep wondering why the vampires get free passes and they'll run you down for sure, so best keep lurching forward. And remember to resist nothing but the wind...
The Third Face returns every Saturday 8 a.m. on CIUT 89.5FM,
catch you next week
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Sept30th 5GMISTERROGERSNETWORKALERT#RD F!C#

Electric fathers to no clan Brooklyn dodgers in no man's land, eye the children's programming being held over our heads. They're playing pickle with our attention and pretty soon our skin will smell of vinegar and piss and little black dots will replace our eyeballs. From the abandoned watchtower on the hill, 5g Mister Rogers heckles and hosts us at the break of dawn. A cornucopia of street peaches and prawns from the bayou and Siamese doves dead from one stone wound is being savored by Mister Rogers as we wait for his further instructions. Luckily enough I've found a loophole. I may not be able to offer nourishment to the Saturday sailors that come to pass in my harbor, but I can play songs you've heard in another life at just the right frequency, just the right place, and just hard enough to trace.
THE THIRD FACE on CIUT 89.5fm
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