Episodes

Monday Jul 22, 2024
Monday Jul 22, 2024
Keep peopling for the people third face sports hydra fans,
If you're watching for the game and don't notice the living breathing, drooling hydra behind you I salute you for your dedication and dumness/numness to the direness of your situation.
Dozer 2:
He would reach out to them out of the blue and send a letter or two, and they wouldn't answer. Except when Johnny had heard about the Oiler's playoff run and all the fights they had won or something or other. "Did you hear about the game the other night? I saw a tooth fly right through the glass and into one of the camera operators' shots! The program switched off it before the glass shattered but I heard the game was a blast!" Dozer was confused by this letter. He had just sent a letter a few days earlier inquiring about Johnny's blasterfiend who had died. Johnny couldn't have gotten the letter that quickly but he thought he would've been too distressed to discuss a hockey fight. It seemed the right message reached the right person. This was a rarity, but Dozer couldn't think about his friends or the letters he had sent them, no, not tonight.
He had something else to think about. He was thinking of moving towns or jobs, or maybe changing which bus he took to his job. He wanted to get out of debt and thought one of these choices held the key. When he had left school nothing had stuck with him. Not the classes, the teachers, the gum under the chairs, or the pretty girls in them. He wished he would have gotten stuck under the chairs and stayed there for the next class. The next one might've invigorated him. What stuck with him was something a classmate's father had said as he was leaving his dorm for the last time, alone. Of course, he didn't know it was his last time.

Monday Jul 22, 2024
Monday Jul 22, 2024
This is the third face on CIUT 89.5FM Keep on peopling on sports fans
"Texas, what a state," read the ripped magazine on Dozer's wall. They lined his walls and covered the front of his books so he could not read them by name. Each had a headline, a face, something to sell, or a credit card number he had made up on them instead of gray, boring hardcovers. This is how Doze lived his life. His full name was Bulldozer but he felt that name turned people away who might think he was a jokester, a football player or an ice hockey player. If someone has a violent name or nickname it doesn't make them an ice hockey player. You would think Dozer would like to compare to one, as they were the talk of the town, the Edmonton Oilers, kings of the modern age.
Were the oilers still kicking in the old fields west of Edmonton or were they living off their money in British Columbia? Dozer did not know. He didn't follow politics, sports, the many thriving industries that his friends were involved in, or even his own life. He thought they were all the same horrid and boring. It was funny because Dozer was the first to reach out to his friends when they were in need or he thought they might be in need. He was a paranoid and worrisome, troubling friend.

Thursday May 30, 2024
Thursday May 30, 2024
We're breaking new ground and digging up clones in the bone zone again here on CIUT 89.5FM. Live in studio with Jesse from famed CIUT show Track's from Abroad. Stop playing wit us this is a stolen show from a broadcast that was never supposed to happen. We are here to remind you of all the people that have wronged you and that it will happen again, and again. Consumer alert! CIUT fundraiser starting may 27th it already started but it isn't too late to start again, it especially is never too late to count some guap with us. Our guap is your guap lets get it guys!
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Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
This week is about the simple things in life. The little kool aid pouches and the gogosqueezes and all the little babyfood that is scrunched together and crunched by monstermolars so that it is easier for ustoswallow. Don'tforget to respect the pouch though, otherwise you will be crushed by a simple machine that is just as simple asyoubut is bigger so when it falls onyou it falls hard. Consumer alert, we havesomething even better thansportsbettingfor you, and this is coming from the hydrasmouth itself, so its gonna begood you better believeit!! The hydra has been working on it in its lab, and he doesn't have hands so his mouth has been all over this believe me! It's called WISHBETTING< AND ITS AMAZING>! First, you wait for a time in the day that feels right to you, maybe Saturday morning at 8am aidk just a scratch/guess you can choose whatever time is right, and then you close your eyes and make a wish. Then, you pull out your iPad 2 and start up the WISHBETTING APP made by the wish betting chimera, there are multiple mystical creatures at hand don't you worry. So, what you do is bet on your wish if it will come true, and then it calculates a good amount of time for the wish to be completed that is fair to the house and then you, actually scratch that second part that's not as important of a party. So now, not only can you wish on your wildest dreams and they (hopefully) won't come true, you can also bet on those wishes and become a star. Everybody god a job everybody wan be a star!
Thank you for listening this is the third face on ciut 89.5fm
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Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Tuesday Apr 23, 2024
Sends a tingle downyour spine and sends me down a deep decline the third faceplaying barre chords at the face of dawn. Still sneaking mirrors in front of thingsand stealing the things behind them while you look at yourself inawehorror. The best distraction from your problems is you becauseyoucant be sure who made theproblemsyet, they are designer problemscreated by ralphboss and hugolauren and baleineenciage, the whale company. We maketoo much money tobeworried about this style don't we?/ This week we focus on waking up, as is always the tertiary mode of the third face. First thing when you wake up is brushing your baleine. Then you knowck the little shrimps off your back. They are called symbiotic relationships but I never signed up to help them. The little shrimp want to live on my back and eat the bacteria to help me but I like the bacteria better than them. This is the life of a drug dealer... Whalehuffs and puffs and blows the beach down. I need to get back to brushing my baleine be right back.
The third face every Saturday morning 8am
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Saturday Mar 23, 2024
Saturday Mar 23, 2024
Ann Boleyn was a master bowler. She retired peter weber, remember that guy that said "who you think you are I am?" Me neither, like I always say, if everyone believes it who gets to say they said it first. Also, the people who said it first are forgotten forever, that is the main reason. But we will all be forgotten just like Ann Boleyn, except she is a bit of an anomaly. Everyone thinks that she was the one who broke up the beatles but I don't think so. After further research that was a different person, that was the new ann Boleyn, a bowling master that collected the four bowling ball racks that were aimed right at the gutter but still knocked all the pins down.
Thank you for listening to my performance
The third face on ciut 89.5fm every saturday morning 8am

Friday Mar 22, 2024
Friday Mar 22, 2024
We're tossing ideas your way this week on the third face. Last week was all hunky dory but then the Michelin man told me to change it and dumb it down. He thought my words were too smart for the radio. This week the show takes on a new face, a fourth one. It is the late stages of the third face now we will bloom back into the first face and then we won't have to think about it again.
until then, keep rocking in the free world and keep listening to the third face on ciut 89.5fm
STay blessed as well, I almost forgot that one...
THIRD FACE OUT

Friday Mar 22, 2024
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Givemea n 10 0 word answer to any question go!!!: I pick the first thing that comes to my head. Thank you for listening. I owe you a lot even the all the bones in the bone zone. Back to the question at and I won't let you down. 1 00 0 word answer for any question go!!A: I wrote you a list of things to get yourself out of bed, you're welcome. That was the list, your welcome. Get out of bed now..... We are now entering the golden age of hip hop and we have answers for you trust.. Just let me breath a bit I am a master of memory after all. We all get worse till the music makes us hurts us worse us worse, and it always works to think of them and wash within. You've all been worse and then it will get even worse. It's an inner cycle, a mysticism borough borrow from being dumb. All branches of the heart bend and the bark is kindling for nothing kind of heart. LETS US PRAY MODELA U CAN"T LET ME DOWN NOW...
Thank you for my performance,
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Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
Wednesday Mar 06, 2024
Nothing beats waking up these days, and no one wakes the horse up but me. Hello horse. I own the garden you trample and the highway you drive down. I own the blackberry you threw away but not the iPhone 7 that you were playing tetris on when the sun went down for the last time. It would soon rise again but you did not know this yet. Nothing can be proven except the tattoos on the back of our teeth. If no one has seen them they thrive and are beautiful. The horse wakes up earlier than I do, but I do not affect it and I didn't catch its name before it left town. Yet I will still take blurry pictures of it when it comes back, and I will paint vivid images awaiting its return.
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Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
Wednesday Feb 21, 2024
I can't believe how much money youse say I owe you and I can believe even less the wage I pay myself every saturday. I'vegotlandsoldiers who will take care for you and ive got evenmore landshelterowners, yes there is no shorter way to describe them, and they stand on guard for thee. At last we reach the sea and the shore no less holds a reef no less with captain maybe mounted on a beached submarine. The war is fought in no man's land where no man dare go, so he stays at home. A house is no longer a home ever since the drones had something to say about it, and you are no longer saved until saturday as the clones have something to say about it. Thats me, The THIRD FACE on CIUT 89.5FM, no mans land across the road, its close to home, noone goes there so why not wager to claim it.
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The THIRD Face
CIUT's Ever-changing, often over-explained 8 am Saturday show. Listen on CIUT 89.5 FM live on your radio, TV, dialysis machine, or Personal computing device at ciut.fm's website. We've been all over the globe (the royal we) and Oui (The french oui) have found that Corpus Christi Texas is the greatest place ever. This is an unrelated statement to the goals of the Third Face. The true goal is distraction. You need either another hole in your head or eyes on the back of them to see what's coming next. The treasure of the Sierra Madre awaits, as well as a voucher to be a contestant on "WHO wants to be a mars millionaire??".