The Third Face

The Third Face is commonly known as ”the face you hide from the world” but this show is anything but an existential statement. The show is meant to bring new tracks to light that awaken the joy of discovering new music as an exciting hobby, or an hourly distraction!

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Monday Jul 22, 2024

Bingo bango bongo I never wanna leave Toronto, new song jus dropped. We will keep singing here on ciut 8999999.5fm keep on peopleing on pelpe you know the drill...
Dozer 4:
Back to the classmate's father. The father was headed to graduation and he was thinking of his son so he bought him a bouquet. The father was mumbling to himself because his wife had warned against sending a bouquet. "He wasn't getting married but he could still celebrate with flowers," the father mumbled. "The victors write history, but if the victors won for anyone else they wouldn't be victors." This is how people won their flowers. What this had to do with moving was anyone's guess. Dozer had yet to connect all of the pieces. 
 
Dozer thought about the classmate's father and his beautiful quote, then thought about his own for a minute. Then he stopped and checked his mail downstairs. People loved leaving incomplete notes to each other, but never letters. Many letters weren't picked up in his apartment's mail shelf if you could call it that. It was more of a behemoth or a monster of thought that preyed on innocent passersby who thought that the monster must be for someone else. They walked by and kept dreaming. The pile of letters was only like this because of the city of Edmonton's dreadful mail service. They saved up letters and would not deliver them if no one answered the door the first time they knocked. Then, they would put all the undelivered letters back on their truck, go to the next house, and try again. Each time they would leave sticky notes stating that no one picked up the letter when they arrived and they put a giant John Hancock on the note so that no one could read the tiny government print explaining the noble mailman's position. The mailman stamped his name all over it so that we could know he created an unsolvable chaos and his message was received. In some ways, this was more important than the postcards and letters from loved ones.
 
The mail monster was waiting for Dozer just like it waited for everyone else, but he was not a daydreamer and not as imaginative as everyone who passed the mail by to go on with their day. They were imagining their lunch, or the men in boxes they would pass on the street, or the broken telephone booths lying in the lane. They had bigger problems than him that required bigger imaginations to solve them.

Monday Jul 22, 2024

This is still the third face I'm thinking of changing from a dog to a pigeon let me know what you think in the comments section. I was the blind ciuting Eye dog but I feel at a loss like I'm not appreciated and won't be refrigerated when It's all over. That's why being a pigeon might be better y'know what I mean? Pigeoning is an honorable sport because we left the pigeons and now they trust us but we don't want them anymore. Isn't that a sad tale of human folly and existence? What will happen to us? What will happen to the empire's gold?
Dozer 3:
 He thought he was moving dorms because his sister had found him another one to stay in on the north side of campus so they could be closer together. He found out that his sister had offered the room to a boy she had been sleeping with, but he didn't talk to her enough to have found out about this predicament beforehand.
 
Why couldn't people be chess pieces that moved around when you wanted them to but never moved quite well enough to put people in danger? The point of chess is to put the king in danger but he never seemed in danger to Dozer. The king was only told there was nowhere left to move and that seemed to be the end. Who says there wasn't another move to make? He is royalty after all and royalty is a noble and enterprising position for a young man to be in. None of the kings and queens ever got stuck the way he saw it. Their coffins were even moved from town to town in the old days. The oilers moved away the same way, but their name was still advertised and they were still heroes. Moving in and out of sight was the answer for Dozer. Yes, this was the answer he was looking for. If he could move out of danger and sight in the view of the right people he could change. But not for them, for himself of course. People were supposed to change for themselves.

Monday Jul 22, 2024

Keep peopling for the people third face sports hydra fans,
If you're watching for the game and don't notice the living breathing, drooling hydra behind you I salute you for your dedication and dumness/numness to the direness of your situation.
Dozer 2:
He would reach out to them out of the blue and send a letter or two, and they wouldn't answer. Except when Johnny had heard about the Oiler's playoff run and all the fights they had won or something or other. "Did you hear about the game the other night? I saw a tooth fly right through the glass and into one of the camera operators' shots! The program switched off it before the glass shattered but I heard the game was a blast!" Dozer was confused by this letter. He had just sent a letter a few days earlier inquiring about Johnny's blasterfiend who had died. Johnny couldn't have gotten the letter that quickly but he thought he would've been too distressed to discuss a hockey fight. It seemed the right message reached the right person. This was a rarity, but Dozer couldn't think about his friends or the letters he had sent them, no, not tonight.
 
He had something else to think about. He was thinking of moving towns or jobs, or maybe changing which bus he took to his job. He wanted to get out of debt and thought one of these choices held the key. When he had left school nothing had stuck with him. Not the classes, the teachers, the gum under the chairs, or the pretty girls in them. He wished he would have gotten stuck under the chairs and stayed there for the next class. The next one might've invigorated him. What stuck with him was something a classmate's father had said as he was leaving his dorm for the last time, alone. Of course, he didn't know it was his last time.

Monday Jul 22, 2024

This is the third face on CIUT 89.5FM Keep on peopling on sports fans
"Texas, what a state," read the ripped magazine on Dozer's wall. They lined his walls and covered the front of his books so he could not read them by name. Each had a headline, a face, something to sell, or a credit card number he had made up on them instead of gray, boring hardcovers. This is how Doze lived his life. His full name was Bulldozer but he felt that name turned people away who might think he was a jokester, a football player or an ice hockey player. If someone has a violent name or nickname it doesn't make them an ice hockey player. You would think Dozer would like to compare to one, as they were the talk of the town, the Edmonton Oilers, kings of the modern age.
 
Were the oilers still kicking in the old fields west of Edmonton or were they living off their money in British Columbia? Dozer did not know. He didn't follow politics, sports, the many thriving industries that his friends were involved in, or even his own life. He thought they were all the same horrid and boring. It was funny because Dozer was the first to reach out to his friends when they were in need or he thought they might be in need. He was a paranoid and worrisome, troubling friend.

Thursday May 30, 2024

We're breaking new ground and digging up clones in the bone zone again here on CIUT 89.5FM. Live in studio with Jesse from famed CIUT show Track's from Abroad. Stop playing wit us this is a stolen show from a broadcast that was never supposed to happen. We are here to remind you of all the people that have wronged you and that it will happen again, and again. Consumer alert! CIUT fundraiser starting may 27th it already started but it isn't too late to start again, it especially is never too late to count some guap with us. Our guap is your guap lets get it guys!
 
Link to show playlist:
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Tuesday Apr 23, 2024

This week is about the simple things in life. The little kool aid pouches and the gogosqueezes and all the little babyfood that is scrunched together and crunched by monstermolars so that it is easier for ustoswallow. Don'tforget to respect the pouch though, otherwise you will be crushed by a simple machine that is just as simple asyoubut is bigger so when it falls onyou it falls hard. Consumer alert, we havesomething even better thansportsbettingfor you, and this is coming from the hydrasmouth itself, so its gonna begood you better believeit!! The hydra has been working on it in its lab, and he doesn't have hands so his mouth has been all over this believe me! It's called WISHBETTING< AND ITS AMAZING>! First, you wait for a time in the day that feels right to you, maybe Saturday morning at 8am aidk just a scratch/guess you can choose whatever time is right, and then you close your eyes and make a wish. Then, you pull out your iPad 2 and start up the WISHBETTING APP made by the wish betting chimera, there are multiple mystical creatures at hand don't you worry. So, what you do is bet on your wish if it will come true, and then it calculates a good amount of time for the wish to be completed that is fair to the house and then you, actually scratch that second part that's not as important of a party. So now, not only can you wish on your wildest dreams and they (hopefully) won't come true, you can also bet on those wishes and become a star. Everybody god a job everybody wan be a star!
Thank you for listening this is the third face on ciut 89.5fm
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Tuesday Apr 23, 2024

Sends a tingle downyour spine and sends me down a deep decline the third faceplaying barre chords at the face of dawn. Still sneaking mirrors in front of thingsand stealing the things behind them while you look at yourself inawehorror. The best distraction from your problems is you becauseyoucant be sure who made theproblemsyet, they are designer problemscreated by ralphboss and hugolauren and baleineenciage, the whale company. We maketoo much money tobeworried about this style don't we?/ This week we focus on waking up, as is always the tertiary mode of the third face. First thing when you wake up is brushing your baleine. Then you knowck the little shrimps off your back. They are called symbiotic relationships but I never signed up to help them. The little shrimp want to live on my back and eat the bacteria to help me but I like the bacteria better than them. This is the life of a drug dealer... Whalehuffs and puffs and blows the beach down. I need to get back to brushing my baleine be right back.
The third face every Saturday morning 8am
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Saturday Mar 23, 2024

Ann Boleyn was a master bowler. She retired peter weber, remember that guy that said "who you think you are I am?" Me neither, like I always say, if everyone believes it who gets to say they said it first. Also, the people who said it first are forgotten forever, that is the main reason. But we will all be forgotten just like Ann Boleyn, except she is a bit of an anomaly. Everyone thinks that she was the one who broke up the beatles but I don't think so. After further research that was a different person, that was the new ann Boleyn, a bowling master that collected the four bowling ball racks that were aimed right at the gutter but still knocked all the pins down.
Thank you for listening to my performance
The third face on ciut 89.5fm every saturday morning 8am

Friday Mar 22, 2024

We're tossing ideas your way this week on the third face. Last week was all hunky dory but then the Michelin man told me to change it and dumb it down. He thought my words were too smart for the radio. This week the show takes on a new face, a fourth one. It is the late stages of the third face now we will bloom back into the first face and then we won't have to think about it again. 
until then, keep rocking in the free world and keep listening to the third face on ciut 89.5fm
STay blessed as well, I almost forgot that one...
THIRD FACE OUT

Friday Mar 22, 2024

Givemea n 10 0 word answer to any question go!!!: I pick the first thing that comes to my head. Thank you for listening. I owe you a lot even the all the bones in the bone zone. Back to the question at and I won't let you down. 1 00 0 word answer for any question go!!A: I wrote you a list of things to get yourself out of bed, you're welcome. That was the list, your welcome. Get out of bed now..... We are now entering the golden age of hip hop and we have answers for you trust.. Just let me breath a bit I am a master of memory after all. We all get worse till the music makes us hurts us worse us worse, and it always works to think of them and wash within. You've all been worse and then it will get even worse. It's an inner cycle, a mysticism borough borrow from being dumb. All branches of the heart bend and the bark is kindling for nothing kind of heart. LETS US PRAY MODELA U CAN"T LET ME DOWN NOW...
Thank you for my performance,
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The THIRD Face

CIUT's Ever-changing, often over-explained 8 am Saturday show. Listen on CIUT 89.5 FM live on your radio, TV, dialysis machine, or Personal computing device at ciut.fm's website. We've been all over the globe (the royal we) and Oui (The french oui) have found that Corpus Christi Texas is the greatest place ever. This is an unrelated statement to the goals of the Third Face. The true goal is distraction. You need either another hole in your head or eyes on the back of them to see what's coming next. The treasure of the Sierra Madre awaits, as well as a voucher to be a contestant on "WHO wants to be a mars millionaire??". 

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